Today's Psychosis
I don't like checking my phone messages.
In college I was very bad with what little money I had. That led to occassional scraps with my parents, who would...leave voice messages.
Then, once I finally got myself together financially (scraping by on minimum wage college night jobs) my car was vandalized and my backpack stolen, which contained a checkbook. The little criminals then proceeded to write about $500 worth of pizza checks, and the bank (WELLS FARGO...NEVER USE WELLS FARGO) was supposed to put a hold on my account and call me on all checks they received, and only did that...once. Ergo, the checks bounced and I began receiving, from very nasty debt collectors...voicemail.
I have a voicemail on my phone at work. I'm scared.
In college I was very bad with what little money I had. That led to occassional scraps with my parents, who would...leave voice messages.
Then, once I finally got myself together financially (scraping by on minimum wage college night jobs) my car was vandalized and my backpack stolen, which contained a checkbook. The little criminals then proceeded to write about $500 worth of pizza checks, and the bank (WELLS FARGO...NEVER USE WELLS FARGO) was supposed to put a hold on my account and call me on all checks they received, and only did that...once. Ergo, the checks bounced and I began receiving, from very nasty debt collectors...voicemail.
I have a voicemail on my phone at work. I'm scared.
posted by Derrick Crowe at 8:24 AM
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