Pun With Headlines: "Tom's Resignation is Too Delayed to Do Any Good"

Too late, Tommy Boy. The cards are slowly dropping to the table, and too many of the chips are in the pot. Resigning now only shouts to the rafters that "Yes, the Republican Party leadership is corrupt!" at the beginning of the campaign season.

The purge in the GOP is hilarious. Their balloon is dropping to the ground and they're frantically throwing off ballast, only to find out everyone in the basket is wearing some kind of strange shirt that says "Sand, 50 lbs." and their policies are written on sheets of lead.