Not Only Will We Burn, But We'll Itch

Oh lord...I don't envy my children. From National Geographic:

Rising levels of carbon dioxide—a so-called greenhouse gas that traps heat within Earth's atmosphere—can fuel booming poison ivy growth, a new study reports.

Even worse, the rash-inducing vines may become more potent.

Sorry kids. Blame Granny and Grandpa. Or at least, their friends.